(To the tune of “My Favorite Things”)
Pebbles and asphalt chunks when I “get busy”
Dead leaves and bird poop and slugs gross and fizzy
Rusty old hardware like screws, nails and springs
These are a few of my favorite things
Crunchy wood products like baskets and paper
Clamping my mouth shut to save them for later
Chewing your fingers and denting your rings
These are a few of my favorite things
When the dog bites
When the bee…bites
When I’m feeling like biting
I simply remember my favorite things
That I want to biiiiiiite so baaaaaaaaad
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