There is now a can of air freshener sitting by the telephone. And our living room smells vaguely of apple-scented dog farts.
The Human
I'm Jenny. You may recognize me as the one with the opposable thumbs.
The blog formerly known as "To Tame the Wild Beastie."
LabradorRodeo 
Yes… you definitely own my last dog!! Sorry about that. 🙂
Hah! You should have seen — er, smelled — him at the meeting I went to at church this morning:”I *swear* that was the dog.”