Perhaps the most amusing thing about puppy raising is that sometimes, people (who obviously don’t actually read Lomax’s “Puppy In Training” jacket) think I’m visually impaired.
Especially when I’m wearing my black sunglasses and walking him down the street.
The bold ones ask me, “So, if you don’t mind my asking, are you totally blind?” But it’s the hesitant ones I most enjoy, the ones who just shoot a sideways glance toward my face as we’re passing. Is she or isn’t she…?
A friend suggested I use this to my advantage in situations where Lomax and I are denied access to a store or restaurant by a cranky merchant. “Just stare blankly, feel for the door and say in your sweetest voice, ‘I’m so sorry to have troubled you! God bless!'”
Heh heh heh.