Puppy’s got a brand new bone. HAH!
I bought him a new Nylabone because the old one — which has lasted a year and a half, even having been subjected to the enthusiastic jaws of many a Labrador puppy — has become too disgusting to take to the office with me. For a while, it simply looked phallic and wrong (no photos, to spare you)…but now, Lomax has chewed the smaller end down to a sharpened nub. Our theory is that he’s making a shiv, and he’s gonna bust outta this joint and run off to Mexico with the cute little Jack Russell/chihuahua mix who lives in cell block two.