(To the tune of “My Favorite Things”)
Pebbles and asphalt chunks when I “get busy”
Dead leaves and bird poop and slugs gross and fizzy
Rusty old hardware like screws, nails and springs
These are a few of my favorite things
Crunchy wood products like baskets and paper
Clamping my mouth shut to save them for later
Chewing your fingers and denting your rings
These are a few of my favorite things
When the dog bites
When the bee…bites
When I’m feeling like biting
I simply remember my favorite things
That I want to biiiiiiite so baaaaaaaaad
LabradorRodeo 
Love it.
That is hillarious…I think you’ve got a career in song writing, Jenny : )
I think that’s the best thing I’ve ever read. I sang it to Dash… he doesn’t want to bite, but he wants to pick up EVERYTHING!!! Good job, Jenny. 🙂 That’s awesome.
Fielder agrees. Slugs are yummy!!! And chock full of vitamin ;)Hilarious song…can’t breathe after laughing though
WOW! has Rei talked to you lately? I’m SURE i’ve heard her singing that song!! LOL!! You should put that in the Puppy Walkers Bible!!
A guide dog trainer AND a songwriter! You have divers talents.
I missed the title and thought that was umm your fav’s…. I get it now. 🙂 I went back thru it and a ligth came on… 🙂 I’m not sure which way is funnier. sorry.