No photos to illustrate this post, for reasons that will quickly become clear.
As an intact male dog, age 14 months, poor Lomax continues to race around this world with hormones coursing through his little body.
Why still “fully equipped,” you ask? Well, Lomax — along with most of the other pups from his excellent litter — is still being considered for GDA’s breeding program. Fortunately, according to the head of the GDA puppy department, they’re working right now to schedule his breeder evaluation dates. I’ll be sad to leave him at the school for the three weeks of testing, but relieved to finally have an answer with regard to his test…es.
Things get nuttier (?) as the weeks pass. The little yellow dog who once relieved perfectly on command is now the little yellow dog who leaves little yellow drops. He’ll still go when asked, but he does a “non-committal piddle,” preferring instead to keep a reserve in his tank for important messages he wants to leave for his friends around the neighborhood. A potty break can take forever; every blade of grass must first be sniffed, even in the spots he knows. I do my best to correct any ridiculous behavior (like marking, or gluing his nose to the ground in one spot), but I also don’t want to tell him to go then yank on his leash, sending him mixed messages.
His man-status doesn’t help when we’re working on dog distraction issues, either. How is one person’s upper body strength supposed to triumph over the instincts of a girl-crazy teenage canine? “Gosh, she’s purty…you didn’t need that arm, right?”
And here’s one for the memoirs: lately, Lomax has been very much “on display” as a fully locked and loaded love machine. He likes to roll onto his back when people are petting him, which I let him do when he’s out of jacket. But, man alive! All he needs is some bad dialogue and some “wakka-chikka-wakka-chikka” background music….