Hey, That’s COLD!

We had our first visit with Dr. Steve on Monday — the “new puppy” appointment. Of course the doc was impressed with good lookin’ Mr. Truman. Clean ears, healthy coat, strong frame, wagging tail, fresh stool sample…what’s not to love?

Fortunately, the waiting room at the beautiful new facility wasn’t crowded, but that didn’t stop the boy from wanting to make friends with the aged Golden Retriever and the arm-candy Maltese and the cat-in-the-box. We sat on the other side of the room, as you can see in the photo.

I didn’t dare attempt a Kodak moment in the exam room. Truman wasn’t particularly thrilled with having to stand on the table, even though there was a nice towel there for his comfort, so I ended up keeping him in a lock the whole time.

The dog does not make sense. He was absolutely perfect for the vet tech who took his temperature (in a very sensitive area, I might add), but when the doc wanted to look at his teeth, he wouldn’t hold still for anything. If it had been me, that whole thing would have been the opposite.

My favorite part of the visit:

ME: “Truman loves fabric. He’s destroyed four pairs of jeans, a sweatshirt, a shirt, and countless pajama bottoms.”

DOC: “Yeah, you really have to watch what you leave lying around with these little guys. Be careful — we just had to do surgery on a dog who ate some socks off the floor.”

ME: “Oh, no. He doesn’t get run of the house, and the clothes weren’t on the floor. I was wearing them at the time. It usually happens while we’re on a walk.”

DOC (eyebrows raised incredulously, laughing): “You’re gonna have your hands full with this one!”

Can I Get an Interpretation?

Truman attended church with me for the very first time today.

And only barked once.

I am grateful for many things in my life of faith. Among them is my pastor, who has welcomed all his quadrupedal congregants with the same grace and enthusiasm as he welcomes the bipeds. Even when they’re improperly exercising their spiritual gifts.

Why So Many Pictures of Him Sleeping?

Deceptively innocent looking, no? Don’t let him fool you. Though I admit we seem to have turned a corner in the last couple of weeks in terms of his behavior, Truman (along with his “I’m the Dude” attitude, and his remaining sharp puppy teeth) continues to be a daily challenge. One of those challenges is trying to get a photo of him in a conscious state without my having to hold him still and be in the picture while someone else works the camera.

Meanwhile, the list of “why do they give me the crazy ones” dog nicknames continues to grow….

Sarlacc
The Yellow Dervish
Greased Lightning
The Kraken

And Suddenly, He’s Huge

Remember teeny tiny dog and his teeny tiny carrot?

When did THIS happen?

The Constant Gardener

Though our neighborhood walks have become less costly in terms of my wardrobe, Truman is now helping himself to unsuspecting foliage. Errant stalks and wayward flower stems, beware: you will be stripped by a passing Labrador with lightning-fast reflexes and an insatiable taste for leaves and petals.

I am waiting for the inevitable rose thorn. That should be a hoot.

Sleepy Memorial Day

Someone is still tired from his big weekend.

I am enjoying this sedentary moment while it lasts.

Puppy Swap!

This weekend we traded brother for brother, Truman for Tai. I enjoyed hosting the little black dog! Okay, not so little: at last check, four-month-old Truman weighs 34 pounds, and Tai weighs in at an even more studly 38.8 pounds. In addition to their sturdy builds and handsome faces, the boys have more than a few things in common. For example, they BOTH know how to play innocent for the camera. Perhaps you see the resemblance….

Truman and me, at a coffee house on Friday:

Truman, asking if we are ready to leave the coffee house:

Tai and me, at church on Sunday:

Tai, asking if we are ready to leave church:

While Truman was busy chasing Paige and “getting his wiggles out” at Matt & Amy’s house on Saturday, Tai and I had snuggle time and ran a few quick errands. Sunday afternoon, Truman had a lovely 3-hour kennel nap while the rest of us joined other puppy raisers at a showing of Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End. Truman did, however, manage to join us for dinner at El Torito, where he snored away contentedly on the tile floor, despite being in close quarters under the table with three other dogs he knows.

The key is to exhaust him, which is easier said than done. But we persist….

Never a More Fitting Blog Title

April 21 – In a death-defying gamble, I opted to take Truman with me when I went to lunch with an old college friend and his fiancee, who were here from out of state.

Let me first say that it’s unbelievable, how much exercise this dog requires.

I had taken him for our customary morning walk, then played with him for a while in the hope that he might be sleepy enough to snooze under the table at lunch. Foolish mortal! What was I thinking? After a 30-minute drive, he had recharged enough to cause plenty of trouble at the restaurant.

Fortunately, it was a fairly casual place, and not crowded, and we were sitting outside. The wait staff was lovely about the fact that my dear little beastie is a loudmouth — we weren’t seated five minutes before he decided that I wasn’t paying proper attention to him, and began barking at me. And growling. And biting. I spent much of the rest of the meal with a fork in my right hand and a compressed rawhide bone in my left, in an attempt to simultaneously enjoy my food and keep His Majesty from further speaking his mind. I had exhausted all my tricks for keeping him still under the table; he simply refused to cooperate. And heaven knows you can’t do a whole lot of correcting in public…there are people who just don’t understand, and you don’t want to leave a bad impression of the school or the program.

The four of us took a seemingly endless (to Truman) 45-minute walk after lunch, which I thought would certainly bring the mantle of sleep to his little eyes. Worked fine in the car, but as soon as we got home, he was back to full speed and flashing teeth mode.

It was frustrating, and loads of fun to explain to my friend and his fiancee (whom I was meeting for the first time) that this is the WORST I’ve ever seen him behave in public. They seemed to like him anyway, though, at least enough to risk being close enough to his Gaping Jaws of Peril for a photographic souvenir:

And that is the mark of a true friend. Thanks, Jeremy. 🙂

Decorate Your Dog Neck

Our friend & fellow puppy raiser Denise makes fantastic dog collars, and has FINALLY put up her website: Kamra’s Kloset.

You will see Truman (and perhaps some other pups you recognize?) featured in the Happy Puppies gallery, sporting some of the merchandise. Seriously, check out her wares! Truman has a terrific new Kamra’s Kloset collar you haven’t seen yet, made out of appropriate fabric for our upcoming pirate-themed GDA Open House (June 9th, if you’re in the area).

He Is An Halibut


“I chose him out of thousands. I didn’t like the others; they were all too flat.”